All English Majors Are Gay

I recently had someone ask me if I was gay. When I asked for reasons as to why they thought this, my major came up as one of the reasons.

I, of course, immediatly thought of the quote from Orange County. "What do you have to write about? You're not oppressed. You're not gay."

So, in short, although I am not oppressed, depressed, gay, or an addict- I would still like to be a writer.

P.S. Remember the Schmidts Gay Saturday Night Live skit? That was funny.